Goodr Wrap Gs Sunglasses : Extreme Dumpster Diving
Brand: goodr
About No Slip - We Use A Special Grip Coating And Temple Grips To Construct Our Frame To Help Eliminate Slippage When Your Lava-Induced Sweat Pops While Volcano Surfing No Bounce - Our Frame Is Fitted And Lightweight, With A Removable Nose-Piece And Two Sizing Options To Prevent Bouncing When You Land On Your Motorcycle Seat After Diving Out Of A Helicopter. Anti-Fog - Extremely Effective Anti-Fog Coating Prevents The Inside Of This Extreme Wraparound Lens From Fogging Even With The Extremest Sweat. All Polarised - Glare-Reducing, Polarised Lenses And Uv400 Protection That Blocks Those Harmful Uva And Uvb Rays All Extreme - You Might Be An Extreme Athlete, You Might Be A Pretty Average Athlete Who Is Extremely Delusional. Both Extremely Extreme Extremists. Yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohooooooo. Description Non Mirrored Lenses
PSSST...C'MERE. CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES. DO I PLAY SPORTS??? BASKETBALL? BORING!!! SOCCER? STUPID!!! HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!! TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!! CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!! WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING WRAPS G's EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE. View All Goodr Sunglasses MPN GO-310979
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Price:
45.00
35.95
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